This is a truly groan inducing joke, but I had to include it, partly to highlight the play on words that it relies upon.
A play on words is when we use a word or phrase that has more than one meaning. It's a common part of jokes in English and is something you'll often encounter in the jokes shared on Ringo Lingo.
I won't spoil the joke by focusing on the play on words here, so you'll have to do the dictation exercise and see the explanation then.
- fasten or join with or as if with glue.E.g. the wood is cut into pieces which are then glued together
- a thing designed or used for inflicting bodily harm or physical damage.E.g. nuclear weapons
You're listening to Joanna
She has an American accent and expects you to use American spelling.
Listen to the complete text from start to finish.
I'm sure my wife has been putting glue on my weapons collection. She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
Now listen to the slower version and type what you hear into the text box.
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The play on words in this joke is the phrase "sticking to my guns". Taken literally, it would mean the joke teller is stuck to his guns, but it also has a figurative meaning.
If you have a discussion or argument with someone and you refuse to change your view or opinion, you might say "I'm sticking to my guns", meaning that you're sticking to your opinion.
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