This is an old joke and a bit cheesy too, but when you want to make your audience groan, this is an ideal joke. If you want to make them laugh hysterically, you might want to look elsewhere.
This joke is a play on words, so if it doesn't make sense, there's a brief explanation that you can read when you check your work.
I also quite enjoy a joke about a couple of horses and a broken down car, but I'll save that for another day.
- an unhappy or disappointed expression.E.g. if you go to the party, don't spoil your Uncle's evening with a long face
You're listening to Joanna
She has an American accent and expects you to use American spelling.
Listen to the complete text from start to finish.
A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "why the long face?"
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If we think someone looks sad, we might ask them "why the long face?"
The joke is that horses always have long faces.
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